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The Indian Engineering Preamble

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Now this is from my engineering days, and I remember that when we (friends) read this engineering preamble (came as SMS), we customized the original one according to our needs and ‘officially’ pinned this onto our college notice board as our CAREER PREAMBLE!! (Though it was removed by the authorities soon).

It went like this…

= = = = = = = = THE INDIAN ENGINEERING PREAMBLE = = = = = = = =

We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, doing the impossible for the ungrateful, have solemnly resolved to constitute India into a “CROWDED WITH TOO MANY ENGINEERS” Overpopulated Republic, and to snatch as many jobs as possible from the people of US. We have done so much for so long with so little knowledge that we will one day qualify to do anything with knowing nothing.

IN OUR Engineering Convocation Ceremony, this ______  ______ day of _________, 2008, do HEREBY ADOPT, ENACT AND GIVE TO OURSELVES THIS DEGREE.

                                             Preamble

                            Hey you engineers…what say??

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Written by Dev

October 13, 2008 at 1:40 am

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  1. nice one DEV

    u gave me a chance to remember our gud old days..!!

    kshitij

    October 13, 2008 at 12:19 pm

  2. Dev u still suck!!!

    Romil

    October 15, 2008 at 8:40 am

  3. @kshitij
    Hey dude…we always have a chance to remember the good old days. Its really true that in life, the rear view mirror is clearer. 🙂

    Dev

    October 16, 2008 at 1:25 am


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